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lets paint the town pantone 032
“I banged my dealer because I have amazing boobs” - the date i was born xD
I stabbed a crackhead because I have amazing boobs.
I slept with a glass of milk because I’ve got abs.
I banged a cat because that’s how I roll. XD
I killed the bag of weed because I have amazing boobs.
I stabbed a pickle because im sexy as hell :)