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  1. Thanks MTV, you make New Jersyans proud

    MTV has finally gotten the balls to release such a classy series.

    Jersey Shore makes me a tad embarrassed to be from NJ.

    They choose beautiful scenes to portray a life at the shore.

    * Girls with two-tone hair not being able to answer a phone shaped like a duck because she is enthralled by it. All because it made quacking noises.

    *Herpes infested hot tubs.

    *70’s style wooden shore house with a garage with an Italian flag.

    * Use of the word guido and guidette used more than ever on national television.

    *1000 pounds of hair gel and gallons of fake tanner.

    People get to see Sleazeside Heights at its finest.

    Thanks MTV, for showing those who don’t understand NJ and giving them a trashy raunchy view of the Garden State.